Stayed at the Secrets VIP retreat for a week in November. All in all I would recommend the location.

The Retreat is essentially a house in what looks like a new (or at least modern) development. It is a two bedroom setup. If you pay extra they will unlock the second bedroom. The backyard is shared with another house that the owner (I think) resides. A third building shares the backyard that has a game room (pool table, bar, cable TV setup) and a third bedroom if you need it (cost extra). Everything is modern and in good shape. Your privacy is respected. With the exception of the maid letting herself in around 9AM to make breakfast. Give her the heads up if you want her in later. Breakfast is nothing fancy, English breakfast. The pool is fairly private. There is one house across the street that can see in from the third floor. I noticed the curtains were always closed on in. Two late night skinny dipping sessions with the girls went without a hitch. Secrets hotel provides you with a cell phone on arrival. Numbers for manager and driver to pick you up are loaded into it.

Pros: Away from the action in a quiet area. Girls like the private pool, game room setup. Hotel is fairly quick for pickup (sometimes you might have to wait about 45 minute, drive is 15 minutes)

Cons: Away from the action in a quiet area. Expensive.

If you google "Pattaya Villa Rentals" you could find something similair for cheaper. The trick would be to be able to get to and from the action.

Any specific question, feel free to post or PM me.

cheers for the review, i think you are the first person that has ever said theyve stayed there...

you must be minted!! Lol

shared pool and garden, i didn't realise

How much did you pay? Thanks.

It is pretty much a private pool. The other house is occupied by someone affiliated with Secrets and knows why we are in Pattaya. His windows are always curtained and I never saw the guy. We had no issues with skinny dipping while there.

Thanks for the report mate

One bedroom option was 5000 bt an nite, two bedrooms was 7000 bt a nite. Yeah I know it is way up there. It was my first trip to Patts and a while since my last vacation. Decided I wanted a quiet location and could have found a villa for rent cheaper but this got a good review from BM Evel Peneivel (spelling?) and I didnt want to take any chances with this vacation. Working in Iraq like I am means vacations are even more precious than normal.

how was there sound system? and is there a store near by the house like 7/11?..


its funny but the reason i really wanted to stay at the secret villa was because of BM evil penevil too... his TR made the place sounds so dame fun... plus he always have at least 5 girls with him at the place.....

It really is a great location for bringing back a bevy of BGs.


I acutally didn't listen to music on the sound system I think it is OK. I can't remember now if there was one in the gameroom, there was a TV and we had some music channel on that.

There is a 7/11 on the corner. You pass it on the way it. It would be a bit of a hike (maybe 20 minutes one way). Which reminds me of another point. For some reason the address is kept secret. Not really sure why, it is just another house in a development (gated community). I never did look up the address as the Secrets cab was what I used to get back and forth. No charge for the cab BTW.