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jmooney

What's the worst thing that's ever happened you in Pattaya or Thailand in general?

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jmooney

Hi guys,

I know it's a broad question but it can include anything from having an accident to getting locked out of your room

 

Interested to know and I will start the topic off with my incident.

 

I was driving home one night a few years ago when the car skidded on a wet patch. I rolled it off the road and onto a ditch. Car was fucked and I smashed my leg pretty bad. I now have a fairly impressive battle scar to show off to the girls (I got it saving an old lady from a mugger)

 

I was lucky it could have been a lot worse but still not a fun experience. After a few rolls down the embankment you start to think this is the end. I am not a religious guy but Jesus got mentioned a few times that night.

 

 

 

 

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gambler

I lost my passport and spent the last couple of weeks getting a new one sorted  :unsure:

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likeaking

The air con in the condo I rented didn't work for six days. Trying to sleep was a bitch, felt like a wreck all that time. 

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southsidebruce

my dick fell off in my hand while urinating at ibar... apparently happens more often than one might be led to believe... I immediately took my severed dick and placed it into a SamSong and Coke glass and headed straight to the first local clinic I could find... a surgeon wasn't available but a street side seamstress was able to sew my severed schlong back on... horrible experience, but all's well that ends well... and a dick in the hand is worth more than 2 in the bush... push, push in the bush... 

 

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Crushed

Hotel receptionist claimed they didn't have the key to my room and spent an hour with a bf looking for a key that they had on the hotel desk.

 

I have stayed in the hotel since and that girl has gone.

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ShaneFalco

Woke up with a woman by my side... I could have sworn there were two when i fell asleep.

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TOPCHEF

Cut myself shaving just above my top  lip on my first night...it looked like a         cold sore.....I was distraught...took days to heal

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Scuba+

1998 lashed after birthday whisky coke bucket slipped on bathroom tile steps landed on my coccyx, god that hurt, still think that's partly to blame for my sporadic back pain today.

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Insomniac

Just over 3 years ago fell down stairs from 1st floor of hotel. In hospital for a week. Was pissed off that when I left said I wouldn't go until had morphine injection. They gave me a saline injection thinking the stupid farang wouldn't know. Told the nurse to fuck off and left.

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GorGuy

I got a crazy mossie bite me at 2pm while on my motorbike.

After 3 days my leg was very red from toes to knee. Fever.

Ended up in hospital on drips and then they cut into my leg - black blood and pus.

 

 

 

 

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Kahoy

I tripped on a gutter today in Soi Nana and grazed my elbow and knee.

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Kahoy

I walked past a beautiful girl in the street today, She smiled at me but I didn't react and then it was too late. My head still hurts from bashing it against the wall.

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Cheetos

4 weeks ago I lost my ATM debit card. I did not realize it was missing until I attempted to withdraw baht from a ATM machine and could not find the card in my wallet. I must have left card in machine after withdrawing baht 5 days prior. Notified my bank in the states and they FedEx a replacement card to me, took about a week to arrive.

You find how handsome you really are when you have No baht! Ha

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rosen80

First day of arrival.
Went in to central festival to use a atm. Machine keeps My card without reason,and they couldnt open it until day after.

First and last trip i make without a backup-card..
It keept my card


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Scuba+
First day of arrival.

Went in to central festival to use a atm. Machine keeps My card without reason,and they couldnt open it until day after.

 

First and last trip i make without a backup-card..

It keept my card

 

 

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I have 3 credit cards, 1 debit card and 1 prepaid card just in case...generally only use 1. Ah and a Thai bank account

 

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LesPaulPTA

Barfined a drunk and she vomited over the bed. A 200bt charge from the hotel to replace the sheet.


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Mognam

I shit my pants.......... twice in one day.  The first time was just a little leak.  The second was a humdinger.

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Eskorteprinsen

Food-poisoning.....spent 24 hours in the bathroom.Apart from that, nothing to write home about, in 17 trips.I would say I got lucky so far......

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livelifeguy

Apart from Chlamydia!! Once a motorbike taxi in Nana Bangkok ran away with a 1000 Baht bill. My mistake as I trusted him with changing the money inside a 7-11. He sped away as I watched


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JKam

Going home?

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izzyg

I once trusted a fart.

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Queef_Sniffer

Pissed myself in the elevator on the way up to the room.

Was just getting back from a Walking Street crawl, and drank a lot of beer. I knew I should've gone before I left the bar, but thought I could wait till the room. Big mistake. 

As I was making it back to the hotel, I was doing the pee pee speed walk. As I get in the elevator, I start losing bladder control. Made it back to the room and pissed my brains out in the toilet, but the damage was done. I probably leaked about 50ml.

Needless to say immediately thereafter, I showered, changed and went to get me a FL from beach road.  Once I brought her back, I was secretly hoping there were no small traces of piss I might have missed during clean up, that cought her attention.

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Pattaya_Brian

Count me among those who have had an ATM machine keep a foreign debit card. I had a Thai bank account for visa purposes, but at the time it only had about 500 baht in it.

I don't remember how long it took my American bank to get a new card to me, but I was flat broke for quite a while.

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LaaMok

I could write a list about this one,  especially owning businesses here, you get targetted, not to mention normal personal problems.

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robw

Goong home.

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