I hit Immigration at Jomtien at about 2pm on Monday, after they'd been closed the previous Friday.
It had to be the worst time to pick I thought and I almost didn't bother going.
Sure enough, as I parked the bike I could see the place was heaving fit to burst.
I thought I might as well take a number and clear off, on the assumption that they wouldn't get to me and it would put me up the queue next morning (done it before).
I squeezed my way in the doors and there was barely even standing room.
I got as far as the counter with the forms on and asked a surly girly for a ticket for Counter 6.
She started waving at my folder and wanted to check I'd already filled the form and got my copies done.
I wasn't even planning to stay so I said "No no, done already, everything correct".
Somehow I must have been convincing for a change as she just gave me a dirty look, stabbed the dispenser and thrust a ticket in my outstretched hand.
I took one step away from the counter, looked at my ticket, looked at the display sign and looked back at surly girl in disbelief.
"Correct?" I asked.
"Counter 6 (stupid falang - unsaid)" she replied.
Fcuk me I was next!
As I looked across to Counter 6 a farang stood up and the sign changed to my number.
I could feel people's eyes burning into me as I pushed my way through the sweaty crowds. I thought it better not to laugh out loud, but maybe some could hear me anyway.
I sat down and started unloading my folder on the desk and the very efficient Officer was stampity stamping and red ringing everything as though we were in a race.
Just as I'd intended, every copy of everything was exactly correct and I'd stapled them together by category i.e. Passport Copies, Bank Letter and Statement/Book Copies and Consulate Confirmation of Pension Letter plus Pension Statement. We worked like a well drilled team until he held out his hand and suddenly I couldn't think wtf else he wanted. For the first time, he actually had to speak to me, "1900 baht!". Fcuk I'd forgotten to put the 2k down but it was in my shirt top pocket and I had it in front of him before he'd finished saying it.
My Passport and papers were already being walked to the lady behind as I stood up and by the time I sat down again she was already tearing through them.
Done in a trice and my little purple plastic card was in my hand and I was dismissed within a total of 5 minutes from entering the building. I couldn't believe it and stood outside stupidly smiling to myself.
I had to return the following afternoon, today, when I could pick up my Passport with it's nice bright new stamp.
This afternoon was much quieter down there, but anyway it was only a matter of walking straight through to the lady at the back and she saw me coming and had my Passport in one hand as she held out the other for my purple ticket.
Easy peasy or what?
OK so this was my third time, so I ought to have got it right, but it was still a great relief to find I had.
It's well worth the effort of getting everything prepared properly before you walk in the door so that there aren't pieces of paper flying about and stressful dashes to the photocopy shop for forgotten items. There's no Q that if everything is done correctly these people can whistle through it.
I'd picked up the Extension of Stay Form the previous week and completed it in peace and quiet at home.
The Honourary Consulate was open on Friday morning so I'd dropped my Pension Statement off with Howard Miller (Super Star) for collection on Monday.
I was at Kasikorn when it opened at 11am Monday to get my Bank Letter. I needed this to go with my Pension as the exchange rate has taken that below the minimum. The required balance had been in there over 3 months as required.
Perhaps just as important as all that was that I applied 2 weeks before my existing Extension of Stay expired, so that if anything had gone wrong, there wasn't any great stress about it. It's still a nice relief to have it done though and the 12 months is added at the end of the current one so you don't lose anything. I think you can apply up to 3 months in advance.
Cost:-
12 Month Extension of Stay - 1900
Consulate Letter re UK pension - 2408
Bank Letter from Kasikorn - 100
Total Cost - 4408 baht
Or you can pay an Agent errrrr How Much?
On top of that you should consider a Multi Re-Entry Permit for 3800 if you plan to go in and out a lot.
The Single Re-Entry was reduced from 1900 to 1000 so that's confused me as I'm not sure I'll go out more than 4 times.
If you do go out and forget the Re-Entry your Extension of Stay and the Visa it's based on are history and you then have to start from scratch.
All in all I was impressed with Pattaya Immigration - and also with myself.
We both got it right first time - this time.






















