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EarlyBird

Trip Report Hanoi

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After only mongering in Costa Rica and Mexico, I called up UA in May and asked "where can I go, in Asia, cheap, using miles. I only had perhaps 80k miles. I asked him to check Nov. He came back and said he could get me to Hanoi RT for 65k miles. I said, let's go. I was very busy and didn't do any research until shortly before leaving. I thought I would just wing it and see what I could find, as far as action with the ladies. That my friends is a mistake, especially going into a Communist country. I could've had much more fun and saved myself a lot of time, had I been active on this board.

 

Hanoi, I exercised each morning with the locals, then looked for MPs that at least had happy ending. In Hanoi, that's a joke, for the uninformed. I did meet a cyclo driver named Vinh in my first full day there, who after taking me for a shave, and wonderful face/scalp massage, asked what I wanted to do. I said Hanoi Hilton and boom boom with pretty lady. He said no problem. He drove me to an area of town that I wouldn't have made it to alone, into a beauty parlor, asked me to pick one of the 6 girls and give $20 to the mgr, then to tip the girl $10-$20 afterwards. She told me that she was 20. Her body was fantastic, B-C cups, firm body and verrry smooth skin. It turned out to be a wonderful session in the back massage room. It was dissappointing in that the girl would only go BBBJCIM but no boom boom. I played with her pretty hairy, but trimmed pussy, while she first kissed me all over. This moved into DFK and lots of mutual groping before she got down to business. She was in no hurry, either was I. After that I had Vinh take me back to the Old Quarter. After hanging out and having dinner and walking around, maybe 9pm this beautiful lady drove up on a scooter and called me over in pretty good English. She was very quite sexy and not pushy, but asked if I want boom boom with her. I chatted with her for maybe 10 minutes to see what kind of vibe I got. It seemed good and she was sexy as hell. What's the fee? 1M she said. I had 850k on me, so I countered with 600k. We agreed on 800k. But the question is "Where the hell do you go for a room in Hanoi". She said hop on, she knew a place.

 

WEll, she took me down an alley in the Old Quarter to a real hole-in-the wall unmarked place. When we walked in together, the guy looked at me and shoooed us out and said no way. What now? She gets on the freeway and drives less than a mile to a really dark, foreboding turnoff into an area that reminded me of Mad Max, lots of fires in barrels with dudes hanging out, but not a street light in sight. We pull up at an unmarked place again. 4 dudes inside watching a TV. Is this a setup for my 800k? I told her that I'm not too comfortable waiting here. Are we in or not? She held my hand and said it's OK, no problem, but we have to wait a few minutes. After 15 minutes or so, a guy comes downstairs and she said follow her and this other guy up. She asks me for the money now. I said afterwards, not now. It was 3 flights up. The guys opens the room and I see that once we got there, they totally cleaned the room up, fresh sheets, clean towels laying out for us. Wooden floor was freshly mopped and clean. They had just cleaned the bathroom, put toothbrushes in there etc. The girl Mia is now on her knees in front of me, unzipping my pants and sucking my cock. After 5 minutes or so, I pulled her up and undressed each other. She was perhaps 28 yo, awesome body and large boobs for a VN chick. Now she's back on her knees, getting me really hard. I moved her down onto the bed while I fished in my pants for a condom. She was wet as hell and ready to go. She also had a hairy but nicely trimmed pussy. We went after it in numerous positions for 1/2 hour. It was a great time. On the way home, instead of diving on the highway in the proper direction, she goes against traffic and goes down the same exit ramp we had come up, driving against traffic until we are back in the Old Quarter, very close to where she had picked me up. I have to say, it was crazy and very exciting at the same time. I then paid her and kissed her goodnight.

 

The next afternoon I was on my way to Nha Trang. I will give a report on that one later.

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joltme1313

ok, sounds like a nice dirty seedy report is going to be coming our way.. i like it..

 

nothing like a little thrill of death and the unknown to make a trip interesting..

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foz

Sounds a very interesting place. Thanks for a great report.

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Mykonos

... Nha Trang is on my to go list ... :Thanks3:

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oops

Man you like to live life on the edge?

 

scary stuff!

 

am waiting for the next episode........

 

Oops!again

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Conceicao7

me too !!

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dunedain

I like the vibe and detail on this report. Thanks Bird for sharing !!

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worldpunter

 I am going to Nha Trang at Christmas  , await your findings  ,   You're a brave man getting on the bike to an unknown destination in Hanoi . I was there in Feb. and offered this service but chickened out  ,

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