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Abbreviations, Local Lingo and Bar Types

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Scumbag

This is under development so if you have any suggestions let me know.

3 holer - a woman who takes it in all 3 orifices.

5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??
A2M - Ass to Mouth

ATF - All time favourite

Agency Girl - a woman who works in a bar but not directly employed by it. She works for a different business. Typically they cost more than normal girls.
Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)
Baht - Thai currency (about 34 to the US$)
Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.
BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)
BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth
BF - Bar fine or boy friend
BG - Bar girl
BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)
BJ - Blow job.
BR - Beach Road.
BM - Board Member
Boardies - Members of this forum
Boom Boom - Sex
Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom
BTW - By the way
Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often
C4C - Cash For Cuddles... barfining/paying a girl for non-sexual reasons, maybe unplanned
Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum
Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.
Chugwow - masturbate or hand job
CIM - Come in mouth

Coconut Bar - The area on the beach side of Beach Road. In this area you can find freelancers
Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)
Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB.

Darkside - 2. The area east of Sukhumvit Road
DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)
Farang - Thai word for western foreigners

FB - Facebook
FLB - FLB Bar
Freelancer/FL - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.
FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition
FWC - Fat White Chick
GF - Girl Friend
GFE - Girl friend experience
GG - Gogo Girl
Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)
Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.
IMHO - In my humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Karoake - a type of bar frequented mainly by Thais
Ka-toey - Ladyboy
Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie
Khmer - Cambodian
Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.
Ladyboy - see Ka-toey
LB - Ladyboy
LBFM - Little brown fucking machine
LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire.
LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud
LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)
LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

LLT - Long long time. This is taking a lady for an extended length of time (beyond that of long time).
Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.
Monger - Whore monger.
OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used.
OTOH - On the other hand
P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)
PB - Pattaya Beach
PI - Philippines
Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man
Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman
ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)
Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.
Sanuk - Thai word for fun.
Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar
Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job
SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up
Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Soi - a small road or alleyway
Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)
Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.
ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.
Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed
Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum
Teerak - Thai for darling.
TG - Thai Girl.
TGF - Thai girl friend
Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)
TiT - This is Thailand
YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.
WTF - What the fuck

Bar Types Explained

Beer Bar: an open air bar . They usually consist of stools arranged around a tight horseshoe bar and perhaps a few tables. You are able to pay bar for ladies at beer bars.

Beer complex: a grouping of beer bars. Commonly each bar is owned by different people. Some complexes have a common sound system while in others each bar selects what they want to play.

Short Time (ST) Bar: this is usually a closed air-conditioned establishment. The ladies in ST bars will generally give you a lot more personal attention than those in a beer bar. They have rooms attached to the premises or close by. As the name suggests these places concentrate on providing ladies that go short time. It is possible to take a lady long time but it will cost you more than from a beer bar and the ladies are not always keen to go long time. Soi 6 has many short time bars.

AGoGo (or GoGo bar): a closed and air-conditioned bar. These establishments have ladies that dance for your viewing pleasure. You may pay bar for any of the dancing ladies who is willing to go with you. Many gogo bars also have show girls. These ladies perform special shows which may be sexually explicit or choreographed dancing. These ladies may also be bar fined but in most establishments will cost more that the dancing girls. There is also a third option in these establishments. The service personal (ie the ladies serving you drinks) may also go with you if they like you. Bar fines and drink prices are higher in these establishments than in beer bars.

Hostess Bar: Hostess bars are closed, air-conditioned bars and sort of occupy the middle ground between beer bars and gogo bars. They are somewhat classier than beer bars but on normal nights lack the dancing ladies of the gogo bars. There are ladies that you can pay bar for if you find one that you like. Bar fines and drinks are between those of beer bars and gogo bars.

Pub: If you think of a British pub that is more or less what you will find in Pattaya. These places do not have ladies that you can pay bar for. However, you can try your luck with the service personnel just like you can anywhere in the world. You probably stand a higher chance than in your home country.

Disco: These are more or less like what you will find at home with one rather large exception. At these places you are almost guaranteed to pick up a lady. Freelancers swarm to these establishments. Many of them are sponsored ladies, students or 'normal' ladies looking for a bit of fun and/or extra money. In Pattaya there is no entrance fee but the drinks are comparatively expensive.

Soapy: While not strictly a bar they are a popular alternative for having some fun. These places are massage parlors where 'extras' are part of the deal. Typically you will pick a lady from one sitting in an area behind a glass screen (commonly known as the goldfish bowl) and head to a private room. The lady will wash you then subject you to a massage involving lots of soap and bubbles. It is something that everyone should experience at least once. If you are still up for it you then proceed to the bed for some more fun.

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Added ATF

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sexy beast

Very helpfull Rob :D Isn't there one missing? :D

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Braveheart

You could always edit it back in Dale. :D

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Khun Scalawag

FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

Its an old G.I. term that goes back to World War II, if not earlier.

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sexy beast
FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

That is a `great quote! maybe should be posted in the newbie section?

 

or relationships or ..........

 

only joking boys :mellow: I know your girl is different :1naughty2:

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Scumbag

At Skygod's suggestion I have added explanations of the various types of bars that you will find in Pattaya. If you don't agree with what I have written or have a comment let me know.

 

FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

Its an old G.I. term that goes back to World War II, if not earlier.

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Braveheart

Funny thing is we've been playing with this for awhile now and I still manage to come up with a couple of regular ones everytime I look at the list. Today I manged to get to the top of the list before I noticed 2 that were not there.

 

A2M - Ass 2 Mouth

ATM - Another euphemism for Skygod.

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Skygod
ATM - Another euphemism for Skygod.

 

Somebody told you about what happened last night then?

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Scumbag
Somebody told you about what happened last night then?

yes we have heard!!!... :huh:

 

BTW once this is finalised I'll probably delete all the replies and lock it.

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Braveheart
Somebody told you about what happened last night then?

I 'd like to hear the story from you to make sure it's right. :Dance2: :Dance2: :Dance2:

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Skygod
I 'd like to hear the story from you to make sure it's right. :Dance2: :Dance2: :Dance2:

 

It's all described in gory detail at the 'other place'.

 

It's good to T__k

 

Ho hum.

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Mackem Stu
FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

 

Its an old G.I. term that goes back to World War II, if not earlier.

 

I've got that tattooed on my belly button.

 

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Skygod
I've got that tattooed on my belly button.

 

 

TMI !!

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Braveheart
It's all described in gory detail at the 'other place'.

 

It's good to T__k

 

Ho hum.

I caught it on Talk after I posted that here. I love the soap opera for men you guys are putting on over there. It's really fucking funny.

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Braveheart

Today I got as far as the B's when I realized that Boyz Town was not on the list. I'm certain you do not wish to offend such esteemed members as sexy beast and deadman. :Flying:

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Scumbag
Today I got as far as the B's when I realized that Boyz Town was not on the list. I'm certain you do not wish to offend such esteemed members as sexy beast and deadman. :Flying:

I'm sure you are up to doing that for us. I've never been so I can't comment. Although a certain lady has been asking about it... :yikes:

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sinkorswim

Sponsor should read..............stupid falang who is paying a BG to fuck other men while he is not there.

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monkeyman

Shall we call it the Pattaya Mongipaedia? :blink:

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sexy beast
Today I got as far as the B's when I realized that Boyz Town was not on the list. I'm certain you do not wish to offend such esteemed members as sexy beast and deadman. :beer9:

 

:Beat Chest: :unsure: :Cop:

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Braveheart
Shall we call it the Pattaya Mongipaedia? :blink:

I like that. :unsure:

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LaaMok

bargirl translation

 

"i not want your money" (I want ALL your money)

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dickhead

HOW ABOUT BAR GIRL TALK

 

SOI 6. EXCUSE ME SIR CAN I LICK YOUR ASS

SOI 7 WELCOME SIR, I WANT TO GO WITH YOU

WALKING STREET HELLO ATM, HOW CAN I EMPTY YOUR ATM?

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Panudate
At Skygod's suggestion I have added explanations of the various types of bars that you will find in Pattaya. If you don't agree with what I have written or have a comment let me know.

Added

 

 

I first heard the term Fubar in the film Tango & Cash with Stallone and Russell, I then went on to make a lethal cocktail and call it a Fubar!

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whitespider

I heard a new one today

 

"fuck me today pay tomorrow"

 

means - BG gone completely doolally1

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Panudate
I heard a new one today

 

"fuck me today pay tomorrow"

 

means - BG gone completely doolally1

 

Not always, I had a few girls in BKK that let me run up a tab ;-)

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